Monday, June 23, 2008

So long George Carlin

Legend, writer, producer and comedian George Carlin died Sunday. He did a lot of controversial, free speech stand-ups and touched a lot on religion. His last recorded HBO show was "It's bad for ya". If you are into witticism and sarcasm you will laugh your ass off and appreciate the work this man stood for. And in the words of Mr. Carlin:

You know something...I believe he's down there now looking up and screaming at us

~ so long George!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

PizzaPost

So orderin Pizza vs bein a McFatty.....Pizza is one of my FAVORITE foods and I've always eased my guilt by orderin thin crust. Ok so how much is a slice of pizza (1/8th of a pie)
Thin Crust: 110 Cals
Pizza Sauce/Cheese: 100Cal
Pepperoni: 50 cals
Ched Chesse: 35 cals
Bacon: 40 cals
Pineapple: 10 cals
Fungi: 0 cals (woooo whoooo!)

So one slice of thin crust zza is 345 calories ~:-I
...eck! I just ran 5miles downstairs....burned 550cals and of course had a slice just now. Ummm so yeaaaaaaah.

McDs
Medium Fry: 5 secs to consume, 380cals of guilt!
10 piece nugget: 460 cals
Diet Coke: 0 Cals (Thank you KO!)

840 Cals

2 1/2 slices make up a McD meal in calories....McD's has more sodium tho! UgH! After reviewin these facts i'm goin to Giant and findin me sum rice cakes! Even thought I stay on top of nutrition facts, pizza will STILL remain on my top for favorite foods!

Ugh! Sundays!!!!

Ok ok...so 5 day countdown till my ass gets ta be 27...I mean 21 with 6 years experience ;-)
I had a blast hangin with my sis and her friends on Friday night but OK lets recant from Thurs...

Thursday was cool....I typically head up to Cap City Brew n have a couple drinks then head home. Well This dood Martine (Martini whats i call him) was up there....apparently tha fucker lives up in the NoVA area! Fabulous! I hope to see him again over there cuz shot after shot after drink...His friend Jason and Shannon (loved shannon) were cool too...Shannon works in the fashion industry and anything she had to say I was like totally fuckin all over it! I can't recall too much more on Thurs xcept the good times!

Friday I spent my whole after noon at the GAWD DAYUM DMV only to be told that my CAC is not an acceptable secondary ID and I could not get myself a VA license. FUCK YOU VA! My shit for TX doesn't expire until like 2011....I just won't vote this year. FUck It! Movin past those worthless fucks it was my sis's last 24y/o night and breakin in the 25th! OMG her friends are like gorgeous! We went to this club in gtown called modern...it was peerty cool...got a lil crowded but whatever, we had good times. Abbey (Jackie's BFF) was soooo cool to hang out wit too...she like didn't know i was gay and when she found out from jackie I immediately got me a new fruit fly! w00t w00t! So after clubbin we hafta hit me up sum McDonallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld's! So it is like so fun orderin with drunk girls...I seriously was like askin them to get me 2 McNasty burgers, str8 face no bullshit look. OMG! They were like, Sir we're not servin that...matter of fact its breakfast now sir. But they were so nice to make me my nuggets and fries (OMG Dirty u r sooooo gonna pay for that in the gym today! 5miles puto!! ~:-o)

Saturday we did it again! Me Jackie and Erica went to Clarendon Ballroom...met up with Kent and Andy. All in all it was a night of fun...Headed back to my place and finally Kent and Andy setup my wii! whooo hooo! I had soo much fun watchin them play mariokart and I got in on a game too! It was fun! Loved it, Oh! and Andy can play the piano by ear....so his assignment is to learn the song "I Believe - Blessid Union of Souls"....I love hearin that song, it is like an all time favorite of mine! Seriously!

Aight let me get to work n stuff....I will hit TOWN this friday for my birfday! Jackie and Josie for sure are goin to join me and maybe Erica and Abbey....Tha would be sooo cool! Especially since I'm like dodgin every-fuckin-body right now. BeSoS HUe! ~ mikey

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Allegedly!!!

It's my sis's 25th birfday! w00t w00t! And we've celebrated it right! We're gonna hit clarendon ballroom up tonight and if I can't get in cuz of jeans the Kent and I are gonna do sumthing different.

So like on the 13th my loser sis had an opportunidad to get box seats for kat griffin...she didn't take that opp and now we're in BFE section M, Row D...9-12 i guess. Thats cool, but umm....I GOT the 4 tickets and she def holds one of them...and I'll let her use the other one for who she wants but I got one for me and someone else...I was thinkin of inviting Kent if he digs that chick. But my sis wants my cousin to come too...well, ummm...we only got those four seats and Im takin two of those tickets I bought.

Yesterday was fun, we went to Modern up in Gtown...got smashed off my ass, headed back to my condo (where yes! my A/C is still out of order but will be fixed this monday...en challa!). I'm hopin to have good times tonight n stuff. Be safe all and have a blast ~ oooooOOoooW!

Friday, June 20, 2008

7-up! w00t w00t!

not the drink pendejos! The run! I did 7miles this am, but g2g...will blog lata Muah!

It was awesome...I woke up feeling like death....threw up tha nasty evil alcohol in my body...splashed water on my face and did my look in the mirror with a great big "GOOD MORNING WORLD" shout! Called my cousin, gave her a camelback and we were on our way! The we got to the lake at 8, finished 6 miles by 9 and gig'ed the last one. It was a fabulous way to start the day....u know, with blisters and if u run inwards like my artard ass does ur feet just wanna fall the fuck off! But it was awesome runnin shirtless sayin "Good Morning BURKE" and hello to all the fellow joggers out there

I outta make that a ritual! Health health health sweetie darling ;-)

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

OakLey'S

I won 'em! They're fuckin mine!!! Come back home boys!!!! w00t w00t! >=-[ ...stay away from my shades u evil washingtonians!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=250257160106&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=015

~ that's all

Good MOrninG worlD!

Wow its so beautiful outside! Hard to believe that its gonna storm later on today. Oh wow, I must be gettin old...im talkin about the weather! *FUCK* It's finally happened...i'm becoming my father (dirty shivers....)

Wednesdays are awesome! It's my last workout of the week and then Thursday (my Friday) comes along! Ahhh....Josie wants ta see the drags this weekend, but we're gonna hafta have fun in VA...I kinda want a weekend where my car doesn't get smashed, robbed or something that I haven't thought of (which I'm apodictic will happen again in DC).

So here are my solutions...park my car @ Columbia Plaza and metro in from Foggy Bottom. Stay at a friends place or take a cab to Columbia Plaza (love garage parking) and then head home. It's a little inconvenient but so is having ur car smashed or robbed! Aight 'I Love Lucy' is on, so ~holla

B-D