The 3-Ms are being tested ~:-(

Aight some of you know what my 3 Ms are and what a company can not fuck with *ahem*:
* My Meals
* My Money
* My Time

So with that said I have not been PAID yet. The first paycheck is a paper paycheck, followed by direct deposits *DANGER DANGER*...have faith dirty, it's quite possible they won't fuck up. Y oh Y be optimistic bout this kinda shit...? U know they gonna fuck up! LoL! Well I came into work today (against what my mind felt like doing) and talked to Jeff (guy that came in same as I did)...asked how his weekend was *blah blah blah*...did u get paid yet? Yea...it came in on Friday (Houston we have a problem)...Oh that's cool man. I didn't get mine yet ~:-(

So I wrote Jewel my HR person and hopefully will get a check on Monday. My thing is y go to work if u ain't gettin paid? Whoa Whoa Whoa dirty! Ur shit may very well be in the mail, it's just runnin late. WELL! With that said, who needs to go to work @ 330pm? What's wrong with being late? I'm sure the company would understand you being late, ESPECIALLY if you're big enough to understand why there check is late.

On the plus side, because of ITEQs incompetence I played the stock market more aggressively this friday (Shit, somebody's gotta pay me! Might as well be Wall St). So Citigroup was down $24.30 and TGIC had hit under $6 during the midday slump. DIJI flipped itself from -$120.XX : +96.XX ~:-o
What a shock! Citigroup closed at $25.07 & TGIC at $6.30...(-:

I'll probably let'em ride til TGIC gets close to $7 and Citi...I dunno...$27 maybe. So lucky on Wall St, unlucky in love ~,-P (what did janet say? ...that's the way love goes...) lol
Still single (i know i know it's only been a couple months) but it's also my fault. I mean, i have some great people around me but I bet you that i'm not gonna find what i'm lookin for @ TOWN. I mean shit I love going there on my friday's...watchin Lena and her ladies put on there show and then gettin a lil smashed. It's fun as shit and you see some nice candy out there (OMG, Jess the bartender who works the bottom floor all the way to the right has got the hottest smile! He's so fuckin cute, buy ur drinks from him!)

damn it Christina! She's got me hooked on this song by will.i.am - get your money baby! When u work it work it ....lol! Aight enuf with this drama...back to guys! Don't i wish it was like that store "Build a bear"...here's how i'd build guy ;-) (someone should have this idea online so that I could add it to my myspace/facebook)
Pick the medium build latin/whitxican guy
Dress him up in an AE/AF outfit
Add earings (diamond *bLinG*)
Add Shades
Add Fossil watch
Add wrist band
Add seashell/oceanic necklace
(this is all shit i'm gonna bum off him! lol!)
So yeah add those kenneth cole kicks ;)
Hair...Gel it up

...aight thats perty cool for looks...interests:
Travel Nut
Social, Social, Social
Challenges my mind
Out of the box kind of thinker but NOT a conspiracist (hey sorry, keep those crazy thoughts to urself)
Can talk about real estate/investments/Wall St and challenge me to keep up with him.
Thinks about the little things (OMG, so this guy I worked with Dan is not gay but he is so fuckin thoughtful that if I could take his thoughtful from his head I would so plant it in so many people I meet. He has inspired me to do better in a dept I thought I was pretty good in. When we had to share rides to work, out of the fuckin blue Dan would show up with a triple grande skim latte and then we'd ride to work! OMG!! Do you guys have any idea how something so small can fuckin brighten dirty's day????? This guy rocks, but i digressed)

Being greedy...I'd add piano skills (i love hearin those keys)
and give him the LOST bug. I love that show! lol! What was up with that last episode?? Why does Kate have Aaron??? And why is Aaron callin her Mum???

Aight so there's my "Build-a-Guy"...That was Fun, and hey i'm no longer pissed off about that paycheck thing cuz I was thinkin bout how Dan made me smile by gettin me a latte out of the blue. I freakin miss that! Whoever dates/marries Dan will be fuckin lucky cuz that dood makes mad cash and has a heart of gold

a Fabulous Fuckin Day ~:-P

Ok wow...where to begin! Well when you're unemployeed you get to wake ur ass up when you like, so waking up grumpy very very rarely happens ~;-D (not braggin...much! HA!)...So the day which typically starts at 10 (Gracias Dios!) started off with turnin the electricity in the apt to my name. Sweet, one thing knocked out of the way! After that I get a phone call from Mar sayin lets do Tau Tau and that is like my all-time favorite chinese place *hint hint*, so we went and then headed to fair oaks so ol four eyes could get her new MaGoo lenses (J/P mar, u know i love u and u gotta help me decorate my APT) and then grabed sum StarBux....Mmmmmmm que sabroso! So after that I got a call from my new YOB and they sent me forms to up my clearance and asked me when I could start...i told them the 4th because I have furniture arriving on the 2nd and I can collect to more weeks of unemployment ;-D (thank u Colorado! w00t w00t!)

I'm gonna jump ahead one and then come back to my favorite part of the day. So this evening I went to sign the lease to my condo and my landlord freakin rocks! She changed her flowery curtain to a regular curtain and left me towels to start me off and some cokes in the fridge! Do i not have a kickass landlord? HELL YES I DO!

So the fav part of the day is when my NCO from Gordon was chattin with me on gmail. He left the DC area for Cali, got a yob with Countrywide (NYSE:CFC) and then left that because...well do your homework on CFC and u'll know ;-)and is now with Raytheon....But he had some big news for me...so he's teasin me sayin are u ready and I'm like not good with surprises so i'm like COMe oN papI! hit me wit the big news...He started to date guys! * blink blink *....to wit I responded 'U FUCKER! I can't believe we never went out or anything!'...It was awesome, he is so fuckin fine, he has a business minded head, is determined and goes after his goals...and o did i mention HE'S HOT AS FUCK????? Just thought i'd fuckin point that out...So he's like Fuck man! I kept droppin u hints, didn't u ever pick up on it? And i was like DooD! U were married! I told u to get on myspace! u'd have known bout me a loooooong time back! O well, i wanna call him right now but gotta play it cool wit papi! We both wanna see each otha and OMG i ain't gonna lie! This M&M will melt in ur mouth an ur hands Ca--Coooo! That was the fuckin highlight of my day! he wants me and I want him! But he's in Cali and will try to make a Spring trip up here and I told him if I get a TDY to go to LA, know that I will be on that plane! Fuck, how much r planes to LAX right now??? hahaha...well I feel good lettin u all know bout this, but wish I had some gay friends to chat with besides at clubs. I mean, ok I talk to Cam on gmail, but don't have anyone else to share this with....DIRTY, get the fuck outta the house and start meetin people! YellA!! Aight, my day fuckin rocked and my heart is madly jumpin for mah boi Marlon! ~ Lataz