A clean getaway

I'm a pretty giving person. I like to help others out and give and like the feeling of generosity. That being said I HATE IT when people take from me. It's a huge pet peeve...and it can be over the smallest thing too! Sooo yess! That's what the pic is about. I got a guy at work who comes over to my desk and touches things of mine (and no u dirty birdies, get your mind out of the gutter). He'll grab my coke zeros, water, muscle milk (*giggity*), pretzels,...etc! And it bothers me, but I try to sweep it under the rug and have him focus on why he's in my area.

So today I had ta sneeze, grabbed a kleenex...where is my hand sanitizer??? It's always on my desk, maybe I put it away in my cabinet. Noooo...hmmmmm. So on his desk I see it there. My eyes popped! OOoooooh helllz nah!!!!

So I grabbed it and put it back on my desk. When he came in I said, "Hey if you need to use the hand sanitizer take a squeeze but leave it at my desk". He said he thought he brought one from home, but that he didn't take mine.
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I couldn't follow up with anything after that! The only thought going through my head was OJ saying "I did not kill my wife, the knife did".

So now I gotta lock my stuff up at night. What foul rubbish! These muthafuckers are six figga niggaz! Go buy ur own shit and leave my station alone! Unless it's work related *ahem* KISS MY ASS n STAY AWAY.

Ok...I'm done venting...we all have these people in life. I'm almost tempted to bring some type of water mixed with a clear ex-lax. I'll know which bottles to stay away from, but God forbid I have a bad day and don't then the shits on me (no pun intended). The wheels are definitely spinning in my head though but it's almost like cutting people off that drive slow in the fast lane with the mentality "That'll teach'em"....These dumb fucks still get on the road and do the same shit everyday. Now this doesn't pertain to the people who drive like maniacs in the fast lane. Clearly you potential state troopers/Nascar drivers know what you're doing and as long as you don't crash and have people rubbernecking, do your thing!

Ok, I've digressed. Back to the jerk who "doesn't" steal...if anyone knows voodoo and wouldn't mind sending me a how-to guide with a doll and several pins (if push-pins aren't acceptable) I'd like to focus on this guys hands. I'm just going with the arabic practice of let the punishment fit the crime. I won't cut it...I just wanna jab it a few times. HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

Poetic Justice

Y o Y didn't these fuckers steal my XBOX??? I mean shit! At least then I would've got some money back from this whole ordeal!
I talked with USAA and my theft totaled up to $932....guess who's deductible is $1000! Wheeee! Go me! Paging Dr. Bendova (2X).

Pride

So I had this dream and in it I got a tatto...The pic sorta looked like the one above. I re-did the pic with two male symbols and a red ribbon, but it got too crowded so I thought...huh, y not go with what was in my dream. So I'm gonna let this sit n stew in my head...If I get it, I'm gonna have my mom re-do it an I'll put in on my right shoulder blade. I was very inspired this year with the number of people who showed up and participated in Pride. ...and of course, who forget his camera?! Oh wait! what cam?? Grrrr! my oakleys, gps..blah blah blah (easy dirty....easy now!). In with anger out with love, but I hope the fucker(s) who robbed me finds Jesus or something! Get some fuckin morales in ur life. >=-o (Dirty! I said IN with ANGER! OUT with LOVE! EcK! FOCUS!!!)

...moving on! I dropped my mobile service for a lil bit (gotta love month 2 month service!) and am taking a hiatus from myspace and facebook. TOWN is probably on the list too for this hiatus. With the exception of June 27th (*B-day shots! MuAhaHAHaha!*). I will continue bloggin here and on my private site just to vent whats goin on in my head/life. Be safe and Happy

week!

Y DC....Y?

The fuckin rental got broken into...but just to show you how ethical these robin hood theves were, they only stole things to give me a bad day (not week). My fuckin $285 titanium shades, My Garwin (GPS), FujiCam and Phone Charger

They left my garage access pass, 3-way charger and iPod charger in the car and also left my phone cover (although if my phone was it in they may not have been as nice)

So park at Kent's place and have the risk of bein hit, or park at Tuffies place n put a club n the vehicle and empty tha fucker out

Oh, they didn't go in the trunk...my XBOX 360 (which won't open) was still there. So I was annoyed this morning and did not wanna talk to anybody. I didn't even think I'd go to the pride parade because I was in such a mood. HOWEVER, after talkin to my BFF Adam (In TX, now in Iraq) I felt better. I'm glad that I got to talk to him before he deployed today. He keeps it real and I wish he were here with me in DC, but he's not...he's in Iraq now :-( (God, please keep him safe!)

Ok, so after cooling down I went to the pride parade, got beads...built up the courage to go shirtless in the rain, and had a fabulous time (*insert Dancing Queen music*). My sis came with me and I'm so glad she had a blast! That made me real happy :)

Hope everyone else's weekend was great...I think I'm gonna pass on Town / Club Fur tonight. ~mikey