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@ work nothing to do...iPod minus headphones! FUCK!!! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! I want music!
...only 3 hours left dirty....breathe in *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*.....and out *pssssssssssssssssssssssssh*

*SpOiLeD BrAt NOTE*

Ummm ok so u buy this haute Mercedes SL 500 and ur pimpin around DC, hollain at niccas n flossin wha u got, right...U paid like 100G for ur ride but the good thing is u ain't got 2 many peeps on the block sportin what u got.
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Mercedes announces a better SL 500 with a higher horsepower, saves you 3mpg and they're knockin the price from 100g to 50g (did i mention this new mercedes gives you head?? Cuz it totally does)

Yeah so thats how i'm feelin bout this new iPod phone. Everyone in my office is now going to get one (Ugh!)...I don't have the phone because I refuse to be stuck with AT&T and their "WondErFul" service (Hell no I can't hear u now!...get a real provider!). I have the iPod touch (my 3rd and LAST iPod....I swear!) 32Giggy Piggy. So i can't wait 2 c on July 11th what my device is sellin for! Boo fuckin Hoo dirty! I know I know....I'M JUS SAAAAAAAYIN!

Post 50! woo hoo! What a weekend

Ahhhh what a weekend...where do I start? Well Friday night I went out to Town. My bartender Jesse moved out of DC --> NYC. I haven't been to town in like 2-3 weeks so that sucked that I didn't get to say good-bye or n e thing...Met a new guy over there named Chris and some other dood named Kevin. Dammit! lol! My boi left! lol! So had fun at Town and it was 3am so time to go home...as usual Mr. Cruise Control took me home while I jammed to my inferior Product on demand (iPod)...and yes ur FUCKIN right theres a story coming up. Made it home safe (Praise Allah) and then proceed to turn off my iPod and put it away. The iPod decides to freeze....ooooo k...its backlight is on but we're not turning off? CLICK........CLICK...........CLICK.....(What the fuck noise is that???)..So I'm thinking, lets take it upstairs let its battery die out and we'll deal with it at a better hour. The fucker is broken! It went into restore mode and would not restore. And guess who's warranty just lapsed? Now if I was bankin on Kuwait cash and I'd be like "Ahhh dammit! I'm gonna hafta get ta get the 32GB iPod Touch" but i'm not makin that cash anymore ~*le sigh*~

So i did end up gettin that iPod touch only because we are DONE with hard drives!!! NO MORE! GIVE ME FLASH BITCHES! So it looks nice and it also looks like i'm not getting a Wii until June! Taxes! HRBLOCK is surrounded by morons, so if you don't excel in school fear not! You don't have to do labor, HRBLOCK will hire you with or without customer service experience. I think that's great that we hire dumbasses locally instead of outsourcing to India or Mexico. Keep it US....Yeaaaah baby! N e who, in order for me to get my taxes reduced on my foreign earned income, I had to check off that I paid foreign taxes. That is fuckin r-tarded, but if it's gonna get me to the end result, fine.....let the IRS freakin audit me! That would be just fantastic! *Dirty winks*...aight so that was my $$$ weekend...I will admit I'm diein to play with this at work :-)

~ h0LLa ~

5 more days! w00t w00t!

*Le Sigh* 5 more days till Shamrock Fest...So lets see what have I been up to this week...hmmm...Oh, I'm gettin my bean bags in :-D
http://www.overstock.com/Bulk-Home-Garden/Adultsize-Premium-Memory-Foam-Lounge-Bag-Case-of-2/2293333/product.html
I'm getting 2 Hazelhut & 2 Chocolate color bean bags! Come on! With my Living room set, how fabulous are those colors gonna look?

Ok also this past week my sis like helped me out BIG time on decorating my living room. I told her where the big couch is I wanted to have a panoramic view of Los Angeles (give it up! It's where dirty was born) and she said on the other wall to get like 22x24 or something to that measurement of cities (Dubai, Paris, Seoul, China, etc..) places where I've been...Black and White :-)

I love that idea and am soooo gonna do it! I'm truly done furniture shopping (with the exception of a cool bar console or a nice round lazy susan table (i'm envisioning a table with built in cup holders (they don't move) and in the center the lazy susan table (48inches in diameter) that spins (popcorn, chips...you name it)...dark brown would be nice. People can eat on the bean bags and hold their bowl or plate and let their cup rest on the dinner table. Can someone please build that for me ~:-P

OooooH! I'm using my massaging chair a lot now! lol! When I left for Kuwait I said I wanted three things when I get back...1.) Massaging Chair from Brookstone; 2.) Huge MAC PC (the one I created was $10K; 3.) LifeFitness 9500HR Elliptical Machine
...so! Being in a condo knocked that machine out and I've grown away from apple products with the exception of their inferior Products on demand otherwise known as iPod. ;)

Love life is non existent but I'm having fun going out and meeting new people. I wrote a poem bout marlon i guess a lil over a week ago and sent it to him...I really don't write poetry unless inspired (which sucks because I do enjoy writing it) but yeah I sent it to him and it made a mark on him...so we've been talkin and IMin each other. He's coming to DC for a class (I don't know how long) so we'll link up.

Aight I didn't hit the gym today (Bad Dirty!) so i'm gonna wake up early hit gold's then go to work and do cardio during my lunch hour. Ok...hands up, who believed that?? HAHAHA well Gold's might not be true, but I'm gonna do the gym at work!
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Ok again, hands up! Who believed that? Well u fuckin have better believed it! lol! laters