Halloween Weekend

...you know iWoke up on Friday...my favorite holiday! Halloween! Were you get to dress up, be who you wanna be without the fear of being judged! iLuv Halloween! It was my favorite holiday growing up (cuz I gotta get the candy! It was all about that sugar rush!!!). This year I didn't feel like dressing up and wasn't going to. I was stumped...I missed my buddies in Kuwait and was thinkin about the past Halloweens and the good times that were had =)

I miss Princess, LuLu, Will, Kristy, and Company. iDo! I miss them a lot. So how often do I get Halloween on Fridays? Exactly! Anyways I had costumes rolling through my head...Stewie! I wanna be a Stewie! Well no good...where am I gonna find red overalls? I could just go to a costume store and pick out something lame....Eck! No good....so my friend Christina left her BDUs at my place and the magic (spark) came....HOLY FUCKBALLS! I was a gay soldier for four years!!!! Four fuckin years! It was time to rock the BDUs, DIRTY STYLE!

So I sported the new "Army of One" look, and since I'm not that humble I'll own it....I WAS FUCKIN HAUTE! ~:-P (...silly!) So for dinner I met up with Tuffie, Gary and Damon at Sticky Rice and wore my attire. Apparently this soldier was making a pig out of himself (*oink oink*) and shoved everything that wasn't bolted to the damn table in his mouth (again, oink oink!). Gary if you read my blogs, Domo Arigato for dinner babes! ^_^
I wanted to hit TOWN up that night and see peeps up in there costume. Tuff n Gary had a campin trip so they didn't make it leavin me ~s0Lo~. This limited my drinks but fuck it, I can have good times. So I met up with a couple of buddies and saw some hot costumes. My favorite costume there was PATSY!!! iLuv AB FAB! (BBC). Patsy & Edwena! OMG! If I find me a Patsy next year, I will drag...I will fuckin go as Edwina if someone goes as Patsy. I'm owning it (guys, this will be your ONLY opportunity to see me drag. Thats it! Nothing against drags, but its just not my style). So anyways I had an awesome halloween and made it back safely.

The next day, I went to Stafford to finally hang with my dad on his boat. Well it wasn't undocked, it smelled of gas and iDon't like boats anyways so getting on there and hopping right off I told him OK...I went on the damn boat. Done! So I hung out for a couple hours then saw my best friends chris and tiff. We were cravin mexican food...more so the chips n salsa. CHILI's! HooooooOOOOO! So we ate, it was delicious and then headed back to belvoir.

I met up with my amigos frank & brooks. We had another halloween party. Did not do the gay soldier costume again cuz ummmm yeah...belvoir might be like, WTF!??! So had tons to drink (Patron, Patron, Patron!) and met some new peeps to hang out with (MegHan! Luv Yahzz!)
Some drama happened that night, but that's not for me to post, I just hope they find the body (kidding). Hope everyone else had a kickass weekend! w00t w00t!

back to life...back to reality

Sum people get 4days weekends....some people get monday off for this columbus guy and then well my weekend is over with... =P

Thursday night I met up with my sis at cap city brewing. We had sum heavy discussions on that cunt..*AheM* excuse me, potential VP Palin. And if uLuv Palin, click the X the right corner of this window and get a fuckin life. ~;-) *Just Kidding! LOL.....(or am I?)

Woke up Friday morning to watch some court in Clarendon. The mood was right, sunny day...blue skies! The judge was suspending tickets, it felt right! Like we were gonna get a disney outcome, go to IHOP and laugh merrily like the white peeps on TV do. Well the judge my sis got for parkin in a handicap spot was a lil handicap herself (e.g. - retarded). Ok, my sis was wrong for parking in a handicap spot, but ummmm a $500 ticket?!? That is like borderline rape right there....so n e ways, ok. The cop was there explainin his case in whatever foreign language he was speaking (the court did not provide an interpreter). So after ESL was done pronunciating his case, it went to my sister who knew she was wrong but was looking for some slack. The old dumbass..i mean "handicap" judge said "You know you're not suppose to park in a handicap spot". My sister and I must have telepathy because we were both thinking the same thing "Yeah, no shit bitch...that's why I'm here isn't it". So yeah, old handijudge said pay ur $500 and my court costs....NEXT!

Wow...FüCkIn WoW! So ok, no disney ending for us and breakfast wasn't that great either. My dad took it well. He was with us and his reaction was "Oh well....Who wants to go to the boat?"
So he was done grieving! LoL my sister...yeah, not so much!

Friday night I wanted to spend some time with my friends at Belvoir. So I set that day for them. Chris & Tiff for Dinner n a Movie...Then Frank and Brooksanne for drinks. Frank and Brooksanne had some family issues and not feeling great so I hung out with my best friends and their kids. Had some drinks, BBQ and watched Back to the Future (ahhhh....Classic!)
Force fed sweets (Grrrr...had some oatmeal cookies and apple pie, which I'm totaly workin off today on 7mile Sunday!)

Left around 10ish and did plan B - Headed to TOWN. I knew Cameron wasn't gonna be their to watch over princess, so I had to be responsible and not get trashed. I stopped at Nel's for a drink...met up with Mauricio there and then went to TOWN. Good crowd...good crowd. Met some guys and tooks some numbers. That was cool. Saw Kent (who ummm...I hadn't seen in a min i guess. Chewed his A$$ out for not txt'n and then myself for not keepin up). Friday was a good night.

Saturday I had a lunch date with Eddie. He seems pretty cool. We went to Cap City Brew, iHad my Pentagon Pear Chicken Salad (yummy) and then we walked around the area, headed to the dog park (he likes dogs, very cool) and then called it an afternoon.

I missed my dog after that, so I headed to Spgfd and saw shadow. He's doin OK... He keeps biting this bump he has near his ass and if he keeps pickin and pickin it He's too old for surgery and according to my pops the right age to meet St. Peters....PETA folks, disregard that last line ^_^....Saw my sis and hung out with her for a lil bit. I wanna move out of my place before my lease expires (1FEb) so I'm keepin an eye on townhomes. She'll take the basement so I'm looking actively. Gary and Cam are actually thinkin about a 3BR master suite townhome in DC. Well until I get some convo about that (alcohol free) then it'll be just that....a thought. I'd like to live with them and have our show...3 gay guys livin in the DC area, find out when friends stop being polite and start being real...RealWorld: DC (my gay princess ass would tear that confessional booth up n shit!!! THEY DON'T RESPECT ME! UGH!!) LOL!!!!!

Fuck, i'm pullin a kathy griffin...where the fuck was I?!? Oh yea! Sat afternoon...went home after hangin out with Sis and prepped for TOWN. My friend Christina and her friend Izzy wanted to catch some drag. Sooo Coool, we did just that...I met up with J and we had some good times. Some more than others, but thats a hooooooole nutha blog in my private section (oooh yeah! the juicy unrated, deleted scences that I can not post on this blog! U know who u r!~). Left the club @ 3ish to Annies. Saw my boi Tyson up there after we were done eatin then headed home.

So its Sunday...my place should be yellow taped off its so fuckin messy. My laundry is done and all OVA the house. And I gotta tidy up after hostin. So I guess that was my weekend in a nutshell. Now I'm at work and its 530....Hooo Hummm.....6 hours left! LOL!

Blessed

This weekend was short! Friday night I went out with my friend cam...and blacked out. So I don't know the hooooole story, again i c no marks on me so Im guessin nothing bad happend. I stayed at cam's place woke up with this killer headache and urge to pray to the porcelain god almighty....which I did...sleep/hack/sleep/hack have mummy pick my drunk ass up. Oh yes, the highlight of my weekend!

Actually that wasn't the biggest highlight. I got an e-mail from someone and it made me realize what good friends I have here. I am BLESSED with the friends I have in my life! I talked to certain people about that e-mail and won't blog about it here (i got a separate blog for my private thoughts). I will say this....POSITIVE ENERGY! Put a spin on whatever you can. So with that said, I'm happy and hope things are going well for those who try and put me through pain & "suffering". Cheers!

Sunday came, stomach feels a lil better. Went bowling and kicked ass! I got top 3! w00t w00t! LOL! let's leave it at that! ^_^

Friday & Saturday

right so my job fucked my paycheck up this payperiod and made me do something I hadn't done since before Kuwait. GO into the savings account ~:-o
So thurs night I wasn't feelin like goin out n socializing. I just wanted to go home...have a beer and get some sleep. I think thats what happened thurs night, so lets go with that ^_^

Friday was fun...I met up with my buddy Christina...both of us bitched about our salaries and felt that shopping for clothes was the right answer. SOMEONE has to cause the financial crunch & stimulate the economy in America so we put on our brave faces and whipped out our Visa/MC.

Fuck a whole afternoon of shopping and I got me a nice shirt to wear that night. Christina went all out! She got herself a lil freak'um dress, new shoes...jewelry. She did it right....made me feel like a lil bitch! So that night we went out with my aunt & cousin to TOWN. Didn't see everyone there, but for the most part it was good times and sum good lookin guys.

Woke up Saturday and Christina felt that I had had the wii fit long enough to fuckin open and enjoy it....AND OMG! THat thing is sooooooo much fun! iLuv it! The scale is like 40 pounds off, so you feel good about urself ^_^
and the games\exercises are the shit! w00t w00t!....after that I went to spgfd to work on gettin this virus off my computer (which finally came off today!...trojan & worm! fun fun fun!). Got home round 9/10ish....Christian was doin a family bbq thing and invited me. That was a lot of fun. It reminded me of when I was young how the latino music was playing...the adults were drinkin, laughin...kids runnin around and ladies just gossipin. Felt like Cali for a minute...and Christian was soo cute, my spanish is like nil and one of his cousin's was like shit talkin me and he stuck he chest out n said "if u say somethin else to him i'm gonna punch you".....Awwwwww! lol! I thought that was cute! So this weekend was cool...I gotta prep up for next weekend.

Next weekend I'll be in NC for my uncle's memorial. My mom/pops are leavin friday night and my sis is leaving saturday night. Ok my thoughts on memorials/funerals. I don't take them seriously. I don't. Let's celebrate the life that was lived, drink and laugh about the good times. I think the day of death...even week was/is enough mourning. So I'd rather have fun @ Town on Friday night and go in Saturday to listen to all the crying. UNfortunately I think that would be SELFISH of me, so I'm just gonna hafta leave on Friday...suck it up and come Sunday night do shots of Patron. Yea...so this week at work can sorta kinda drag out....i don't mind!

B-o.....i need more weekends!

Aight so last Thurs i was kinda stressin at work cuz I actually got a fuckin assignment! So I put my oreo cookies down, wiped the potato chips off my marinara stained polo and put myself "in the zone". Ok, so when you review and make changes to an exchange server it is always best to do it when users aren't online. SO say if ur going to do maintenance to I dunno...Bangkok, you'd probably wanna do that between the hours 7am - 5pm EST. If you have an IQ higher than a fruit fly and grasp the concept of time and the earth's rotation then you're way too smart to be a contractor and I applaud you for that....However these knuckleheads didn't grasp time...stressed the hell out of me ON MY FRIDAY! and in the end I left work with no food in my tummy at 10pm to go to Apex hopefully bump into some peeps and of c0urse grab a drink n burn a fag or two.

Anyways I head to Apex and dammit...no dice! I refuse to go 2 cobalt's so after a drink or two I head out to light me fags on fire. So I'm out there gettin checked out by the fag hags who introduce me to their disasters "Luv it *wink*" and then I see this dood I met at town couple months back. The convo we had was awesome....we showed off our equipment 2 each other (Phones baby! Phones) and didn't swap numbers. Aight so I got Dwayne's number...he got mine. If something comes out of that, great...if not aight so be it! It was cool seein him again and now we got each other's number

Friday was freakin mega mega super busy! i really don't know why...maybe poor time management? Oh yeah that's right I had lunch with my grandma, followed by a walk or hike in Great Falls. That place is beautiful and i'll upload pix to this blog thingy! After an afternoon in the park "Awwww" we made it back to spgfd. GOt GUILTED into goin to the movies to see Tropic Thunder and *OINK OINK* grab a large popcorn w/butter, salt and Diet Coke ;)
The movie rocked! I loved the beginning commercials! They were freakin awesome! And the movie was cool, so y it got not so hot reviews is beyond me. I mean DUH it's no dark knight but come the fuck on! It's not like watching flies fuck! Oh, fav one liner from the movie: At least you got to pick your kid, I'm stuck with mine! AwEsom3 one liner for those who adopt!
So I went to Town..got a lil smashed...met my bois up there...actually saw a lot of peeps I knew! Stomache was in pain from the popcorn (eck! I better not be buildin up a tolerance for junk food!). Eventually the patron just started to kill/balance off the acid built up. So that told me more shots were to come! lol! Some drama went down that night too, but nuthin that good friends can't help each other wit (Besos Papi, find happiness)

Sat- Rock climbin in Alexandria with my boi Cam and Gary. That was fantastic! I didn't think that my upper-body could handle that after a night of drinkin but shit! I think I did well....Oh fuck that! I know I did well ;-D...It was cool, we got there and Gary was the 1st to go up the wall. Ummmm....this dood did the GAWD DAYUM wall in Demo time. I was like TIME! 90seconds...Aight Cam, beat that shit! lol! The 1st climb I went up I was on top but didn't get to touch the freakin beam! Dammit! So i flew down and literally couldn't stand up I was like a 5 yr old on a mat! So we did like 3 more climbs and had fun on kiddy hill. It was gravy...headed back to DC n had sum lunch. I forgot the name but their salads do NOT even compare to the Chopped Salad shop in Chinatown! mmmm....chopped salad!!! Ok got home to shower and txt Dwayne. Work work work...FINE! Called the house and found out we were havin dinner at my sis's work. O snap! Cheese for dinner, popcorn the day before??? Can I have a McFlabby for dessert? Aight so we head down there and I sooo much cheese that if I ate anotha bite I'd be on my knees like the olson twins singin alto to the porcelain gawd! It was freakin delicious but DAMN'd filling! So went home and had a nice 2hr nap. Wakey-wakey...chk'd what was up wit Dwayne, didn't feel like hittin Town up but wanted 2 toast my bartenda for climbin up the wall! I think i did end up hittin Town up...Was it crowded? Shit i 4got! I don't think we stayed that long if we went there. Crashed @ my boi's place and woke up to the sweeet smell of scotty's coffee! ^_^

Mmmmmm....best homemade coffeee ever! Headed to spgfd for family time and then work. Sunday's never are spectacular since those are my mondays but man!

Overall I kept busy n reconnected with peeps I hadn't seen in a while. That was awesome. I haven't heard from my forbidden fruit up in Cali in a while. It's probably best that way. I tell you the one person that I'll let fuck with my head is him, and it's only because I allow it. I love him, and that feeling will never die out. That I won't allow. But the realization of me and him never going to happen is easy to write say or type out. But having the emotion...having this realm..this fantasy to not become the reality I'd wish and lust after leaves a bittersweet taste in my mouth. I guess I hafta to learn to Unbind, Unleash, Relinquish, Release

(and no that poem did NOT go out to him!). I do know that when I find that someone special I won't compare them to him. Because it's not fair. But until some of these guys step their game up I'll just be single and blessed with good friends and if I'm lucky make new ones on the way.

~ besos

Alcohol-Free Weekend

Aight I did it this weekend...Put my mind n body to the test. I gave up alcohol. And this weekend I went to Town and a House Party. Got the taunts and temptations but of course was able to withhold. My friend Frank is real cool (I've known him and Brooksanne since 12). He was like dood just gimme ur keys, crash on the couch n have fun. Thats whassup! Thats good friends keepin a good eye on u! But n e ways...Did TOWN Friday night and the Drags were on it that night! They had the moves and the music! Freakin HauTe! Not too many familiar faces at town...saw Christian there. Met some guys there that I guess met online and Rob I just met. He seems like cool people. Ate at Glory Days up in Burke and I swear...I've never seen a salad as messed up as Glory Days. I mean come on guys...really, hot steak with baby spinach leaves. U get a C- for efforts. At least the company wasn't slackin. Headed to SPFG mall, got me sum clothes and called it a day.

Oh I just got my tickets to Hawaii! I'm gonna see my friends Kristy n Will get married! So $18o0 sumthin for a R/T ticket! Well shit! If ur gonna fuck me up the ASS, u might as well do it right! So $2300 bucks R/T ticket (...we flyin first class up in the, flyin first class, livin the life...Glamorous). So go to Hawaii...spend the night/day in Cali then fly back to DC. I'll prolly see my boi Marlon and/or say hi to my Grandma over there. DEFINITELY grab a burger from Tommy's ;-D lol! They better serve sum muthafuckin champagine in 1st class!

Aight I gotta do sum work. ~ dirt

Birthday Blast

Wow o wow....where do i begin with how much this bday rocked? The fact that Marlon was here? Or that my family and friends rock? I mean wow....spent the last hour of 26 at Cap City Brew with my sis, jason and marlon...toastin my mid 20s away and welcomin the late 20s w00t w00t!
We drank played pool then headed home...man! that was fuckin awesome! I loved wakin up next to that special someone and hearin "Happy Birthday"...nobody's gift topped that! Nobody's! It was fuckin special (*sorry for makin u miss ur flight papi*) :-o
My babe left that day and I was doin pretty well...I stayed and watched him leave and the minute he gave me that last wave I said the most stupidest thing to myself...
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"Don't leave me"
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OMG! im startin to ball right now just thinkin of it! BB told me not to get attached and keep it real...he's in Cali and I'm in DC...but I love havin the feelin knowin that I can carry this emotion and have joyful tears...I was sooo blessed that he was able to come out here! That was fuckin awesome :-)

N e who, went with the fam to Todai and it was delicious! Had a forgettable (Thank Goodness!) evenin at TOWN and apparently went shirtless ~:-O (I'm shocked!)
I'm not really goin to TOWN n e more but since it was my birthday, i put the car in Secure Parkin and had a blast. Well I'm def givin up drinkin (oh yeah! thats how gr8 I feel) and holy shit! I didn't smoke last night :-o....Dammit Marlon! Look what u fuckin started!!! GRRRR
(**UPDATE**: My sis jus pissed in my cherrios and told me i had two fags last night! UgH!)

I love that I had a lot of cards, e-cards, msgs from myspace n facebook. U guys all rock and I'm so glad to have you all as friends *GROUP HUG* ~:-P

Good MOrninG worlD!

Wow its so beautiful outside! Hard to believe that its gonna storm later on today. Oh wow, I must be gettin old...im talkin about the weather! *FUCK* It's finally happened...i'm becoming my father (dirty shivers....)

Wednesdays are awesome! It's my last workout of the week and then Thursday (my Friday) comes along! Ahhh....Josie wants ta see the drags this weekend, but we're gonna hafta have fun in VA...I kinda want a weekend where my car doesn't get smashed, robbed or something that I haven't thought of (which I'm apodictic will happen again in DC).

So here are my solutions...park my car @ Columbia Plaza and metro in from Foggy Bottom. Stay at a friends place or take a cab to Columbia Plaza (love garage parking) and then head home. It's a little inconvenient but so is having ur car smashed or robbed! Aight 'I Love Lucy' is on, so ~holla

B-D

Pride

So I had this dream and in it I got a tatto...The pic sorta looked like the one above. I re-did the pic with two male symbols and a red ribbon, but it got too crowded so I thought...huh, y not go with what was in my dream. So I'm gonna let this sit n stew in my head...If I get it, I'm gonna have my mom re-do it an I'll put in on my right shoulder blade. I was very inspired this year with the number of people who showed up and participated in Pride. ...and of course, who forget his camera?! Oh wait! what cam?? Grrrr! my oakleys, gps..blah blah blah (easy dirty....easy now!). In with anger out with love, but I hope the fucker(s) who robbed me finds Jesus or something! Get some fuckin morales in ur life. >=-o (Dirty! I said IN with ANGER! OUT with LOVE! EcK! FOCUS!!!)

...moving on! I dropped my mobile service for a lil bit (gotta love month 2 month service!) and am taking a hiatus from myspace and facebook. TOWN is probably on the list too for this hiatus. With the exception of June 27th (*B-day shots! MuAhaHAHaha!*). I will continue bloggin here and on my private site just to vent whats goin on in my head/life. Be safe and Happy

week!

Back ta work! oooooF!

I did it! I fuckin pulled a hat trick this weekend! ~:-O

Thurs night I was fuckin white knucklin for a drink...I swear the taste of a cool beer in humid weather is fuckin fab! Don't argue with it...n e ways I called Kent and was like hey we need ta drink and meet up with my awesome sis and her friends in Falls Church. So we grab a quick drink at cap city then head to grevey's. The company was awesome! I met a friend of my sis (Jean) and he's a bartender....HOLY SHIT! We went to his place for drinks and before i go inside I'm makin a run to 7-11 offerin to buy mixers and cigarettes and the dood is like no no, i got stuff. So I get back and holy shit, this dood has a fuckin BAR in his house! Only thing missin was the hot shirtless bartender (OoooOow!) So Thurs was awesome! Loved it!

Friday I told my cousin she was gonna go to TOWN and have a blast. So we gotta do drinks before goin cuz she (le sigh) doesn't have a fake id (one year left baby!)...So afta some SOJU_Powa we head up to DC. I told her that I wanted to stop at Nel's and see if Cam was workin...so usin the Jedi mind tricks I put Josie in Nel's and start talkin to security...I walk in and see Josie next to me and was laughin! So last call for her! lol! Had drinks then went to TOWN where we bump into Rachael, Nat and Cam...OMG, good times! I don't recall a lot of that evening but in the ride home I was screamin "Joooooosie! We neeeeeed sum McDonnnnnalllllld's!"...GaWd! i'm such a McFatty, but i love those muthafükin nuggets n fries! Savor that muthafuckin flavor!!! yeaaaaaH!

So Sat rolls around and I'm thinkin can I actually pull off a hat trick and have an awesome weekend? Fuck yeah dirty did. Started at Cap City with sis and then headed to Nel's. DRINK BITCH! This shit'll get u drunk! U'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time! U may even fight a nicca o two! Mmmmm mmmmmmm bitch! Nel's, TOWN, Annie's (yuummmmy!) it was fuckin Fabelhöfte!

I'm at work right now and am soooooo fuckin tired! My ass is workin out tonight tho! I got on the scale today and FUCK! 158! :-* I'm LuVin iT! :-D

Hope everyone else had an awesome weekend ~ BeS0S!

~ mikey

So about Kuwait...

Ok so sum of you know and sum of you don't...I was *ahem* WAS (lol) trying to go back to the sand this lovely time of year, but alas by database skittles go as far as MS Access which isn't good enough to earn the big bucks!

The good news is, I'm still very much in love with the DC Metro area and like my job a lot! So no big loss on my end :-)...The interview went very well and it was good practice (love keeping my career game on track). EDS is looking to hire a field engineer slot in Kuwait and see if I would go for that. They have something for me in Alexandria but career wise it would be a step down and I'm not looking to join EDS as a desktop support technician. Granted I could pickup the DB skills that I will eventually need later on down the line and they are a HUGE company...it doesn't feel like the right jump. If the job description is the same in Kuwait, then I don't think I'd go for it...but as most of u know, I am a WHORE for $$$, so it all depends on the cash EDS would pay. The job I got right now would be VERY difficult to walk away from (its soo cool having people that you like to work with! It is! lol)

Th night I met my buddy Kent at Capitol City Brewing in Shirlington...We had some drinks, went back to my place...drank more! He never had soju, so wha did dirty do...? ~;-P...hahaha silly rabbit! He got hungover! lol...Friday came a long went to the mall got some hot new t's and then hit TOWN up for a 90s night of fun...I don't recall too much but I think I had a kickass time. I remember droppin Kent of and gettin chewed out in his ghetto neighborhood (way 2 represent NW, BTW)...so seein how my VW got wrecked in his neighborhood n e ways, Kent's place is no longer a shelter for my drunk ass (i'll just hafta stay with *MY* TV and Felicia) ;-) *wink*

Saturday kinda sucked....my parents were suppose to fly to Paris but got delayed and eventually cancelled....OH YEAH! And i was suppose to go to Perils of the Lost Island but ummm yeah! That soooo didn't happen! It was mother natures time of the month and she was a bitch up until 6pm, which is when the clouds cleared up, the birds were chirpin and dirty was like "OMG, WTF!"

Sunday spent more time lookin for a wii....THIS SUCKS!!! Seriously people...the news said that most of you guys were going to SAVE ur stimulus check or use it on gas! So who the fuck is buying all the GD Wiis?!?!? UGH! Oh, that was part of the fustration...the other part was I got an XBOX360 that I never...REPEAT..NEVER use and the one day I buy a game (American Idol: Karaoke) the fucker won't open. I almost drop tested it from my 6 floor balcony but ended up just goin ta bed. We call that "improvement"...Go anger management! lol! So aside from my petty truly non-existent problems...life is güt!

Trunks!

Ok ok...so I was watching a commercial on TV and Hooters is hiring. So I thought it would be funny if a tranny like applied for that job...n scrunched the goods! lol..And then I was thinkin, why don't we have a gay hooters or better yet...Trunks?

What gay guy wouldn't want sum trunks servin them a piece of meat (and shut the fuck up if you're thinkin...NO!) I wonder what the costs of doing a restaurant business are, and of course serving alcohol. Finding servers wouldn't be tuff cuz OMG! There are soo many hot gay/straight guys that could def use the cash to burn at TOWN or wherever (LoL! Ok, maybe its just me that needs that hard cash right now). Suga-Free red bull with Absolut, pleeeease!

Research Research Research...I'm gonna ask the two guys who are business smart what they think. If it doesn't sound like a winner, I had fun drawin that elephants trunk! LoL!! ~ holla

WeEk3nD m@Dness!

Ok ok, im not a lazy fuck! My apt is like 68% finished + the storage units that we're suppose to get are now ready for us to use (Yesssss! I got a box/storage tub waiting to be moved! w00t w00t!)

My media center is not cooperating with my TV so i gotta hook it back up to a monitor n see whats up....I may just get a splitter..we'll see, that'll be fun stuff to figure out this weekend. Aight so my weekend...Well I wasn't gonna head out friday night cuz of my apt, but got guilted/heavy hearted cuz a buddy of mine was turning 30. Let's call this buddy, Bob. Aight so Bob was celebratin his 30th bday and I met him up at Cobalts. So he was with a friend of his and I guess was pretty buzzed up n stuff. Being polite I was talking to Bob's friend asking the where you from and so forth. Bob was not happy...Bob felt like I was trying to get with the guy he likes and get this (my favorite part) "because I'm known to do that". OMG! If I was that good I wouldn't have sexual fustrations! LOL! So all night long Bob was being rude, obnoxious and upset that I didn't have strong feelings for him like he does for me. It's not there...It's just not there and trying to belittle me didn't piss me off! I could only laugh cuz I was like, WHo the fuck is this guy? NOBODY...so yeah he apologized n stuff but I had to block Bob on my phone because his behavior wasn't high schoolish...it was middle school border line HSish. So my silver lining to that evening was after drinking I don't...lets say a lot, I ended up burnin a fag outside. And while I'm smokin or I don't know what I saw Cam and we were both laughin and talkin bout...who the fuck knows?!? lol! And then I head home and...wait and minute....Ahhhh FUCK! I lost my phone!!! So I go to bed and wake up realizing my phone is gone and I sent cam a msg on facebook. OMG, why dirty! why do u msg people when ur drunk! Well I didn't write anything stoopid so, Go ME! lol just that I had lost my phone. Suspended services and started working on a claim with USAA and of course looking for a new phone. I was more upset when my iPod broke then when I lost my phone because deep down I was thinking, YES! I have the perfect excuse not to talk to people! Then my parents call my house phone sayin that someone found my phone and gave me his phone number. I drove (yes hangover still with me! Thank-you Patron & Absolut) and got my phone...Hot guy, has a boyfriend...excellent friend material!

So the day was def starting off better, lol! My house key broke (I really don't know how!) So I went to my parents to pickup the spare set and guess what! OMG! My dad asks me if these glasses (Oakley's I had lost 3 months ago) were mine! YaaaaaaaaaaaY! Oakley stopped making that model for some weird reason! Light and small frames! I don't get it Oakley, y stop making them?? y? y? y? BUT YES! DAD FOUND THEM! WhooOO hoOOOO! So far the day is going very well, had a great visit with mum and dad...looking at cars, fallin in love with an RL..what am i gonna do tonight? Ahhh Cam wrote, hope its not something like "drunkass"...so he's going to Town...Ugh! I don't like goin to TOWN on sat nights...waaaaay 2 crowded (and it was) but it was cool to link up with him and meet other peeps there too! Danced (o yes, i did) and then me, cam and aaron went to Annie's for sum fuckin awesome french toast and bacon! Aaron was fuckin awesome and is like a fun drunk...Cam drunk speaks this totally different language that reminded me of a clicky talk tribe in Africa...it was HULARIOS! After Annie's I needed some ZZzZzzzs before headin back to I crashed at Cam's n woke up around 8ish feelin like shit, rolled the windows down n made it back safe. Goin to work on Sunday was a BITCH, No ShiT!!!

So yeah this weekend I'll handle my media center and then go back to carmax and sit in cars! lol! I was talkin to my boi Marlon whos had an RL (the seats are awesome) what negative thoughts he had on the vehicle and it came down to maintenance costs (not surprising for a Luxury vehicle), premium wheels, has AWD but doesn't turn well...I guess if I'm gonna look at luxury vehicles I outta look at more. I like the BMW 328i, but don't know how comfy those seats are...I want nice seats so the RL isn't completely outta pic :)

My dirty lil weekend is dun son! ~ lataz

Post 50! woo hoo! What a weekend

Ahhhh what a weekend...where do I start? Well Friday night I went out to Town. My bartender Jesse moved out of DC --> NYC. I haven't been to town in like 2-3 weeks so that sucked that I didn't get to say good-bye or n e thing...Met a new guy over there named Chris and some other dood named Kevin. Dammit! lol! My boi left! lol! So had fun at Town and it was 3am so time to go home...as usual Mr. Cruise Control took me home while I jammed to my inferior Product on demand (iPod)...and yes ur FUCKIN right theres a story coming up. Made it home safe (Praise Allah) and then proceed to turn off my iPod and put it away. The iPod decides to freeze....ooooo k...its backlight is on but we're not turning off? CLICK........CLICK...........CLICK.....(What the fuck noise is that???)..So I'm thinking, lets take it upstairs let its battery die out and we'll deal with it at a better hour. The fucker is broken! It went into restore mode and would not restore. And guess who's warranty just lapsed? Now if I was bankin on Kuwait cash and I'd be like "Ahhh dammit! I'm gonna hafta get ta get the 32GB iPod Touch" but i'm not makin that cash anymore ~*le sigh*~

So i did end up gettin that iPod touch only because we are DONE with hard drives!!! NO MORE! GIVE ME FLASH BITCHES! So it looks nice and it also looks like i'm not getting a Wii until June! Taxes! HRBLOCK is surrounded by morons, so if you don't excel in school fear not! You don't have to do labor, HRBLOCK will hire you with or without customer service experience. I think that's great that we hire dumbasses locally instead of outsourcing to India or Mexico. Keep it US....Yeaaaah baby! N e who, in order for me to get my taxes reduced on my foreign earned income, I had to check off that I paid foreign taxes. That is fuckin r-tarded, but if it's gonna get me to the end result, fine.....let the IRS freakin audit me! That would be just fantastic! *Dirty winks*...aight so that was my $$$ weekend...I will admit I'm diein to play with this at work :-)

~ h0LLa ~

Its TH nite, dirty's weekend's here

I need to unwind with sum part-y! lol! Aight Aight so i'm suppose to be savin sum bux right now cuz i got my first paycheck and "OMG, WHAT THE FUCK?!?" No wonder people over here work two jobs! lol! So yeah it's good that I don't have kids or nuthing cuz this job will just get me to put food in mah belly...and patron in my blood! w00t w00t! (Fuck, i'm out of limes!)

So I gotta go to the gym in about 1o mins...i'm workin my way back slowly...felt real good yesterday after my workout...I'll do the elliptical and abs tonight. So yes, I'm most likely gonna hit town up manana...I can't help it! Dirty needs his drag night! lol! Aight have a good weekend everyone ~ hasta la pasta

mikey

The 3-Ms are being tested ~:-(

Aight some of you know what my 3 Ms are and what a company can not fuck with *ahem*:
* My Meals
* My Money
* My Time

So with that said I have not been PAID yet. The first paycheck is a paper paycheck, followed by direct deposits *DANGER DANGER*...have faith dirty, it's quite possible they won't fuck up. Y oh Y be optimistic bout this kinda shit...? U know they gonna fuck up! LoL! Well I came into work today (against what my mind felt like doing) and talked to Jeff (guy that came in same as I did)...asked how his weekend was *blah blah blah*...did u get paid yet? Yea...it came in on Friday (Houston we have a problem)...Oh that's cool man. I didn't get mine yet ~:-(

So I wrote Jewel my HR person and hopefully will get a check on Monday. My thing is y go to work if u ain't gettin paid? Whoa Whoa Whoa dirty! Ur shit may very well be in the mail, it's just runnin late. WELL! With that said, who needs to go to work @ 330pm? What's wrong with being late? I'm sure the company would understand you being late, ESPECIALLY if you're big enough to understand why there check is late.

On the plus side, because of ITEQs incompetence I played the stock market more aggressively this friday (Shit, somebody's gotta pay me! Might as well be Wall St). So Citigroup was down $24.30 and TGIC had hit under $6 during the midday slump. DIJI flipped itself from -$120.XX : +96.XX ~:-o
What a shock! Citigroup closed at $25.07 & TGIC at $6.30...(-:

I'll probably let'em ride til TGIC gets close to $7 and Citi...I dunno...$27 maybe. So lucky on Wall St, unlucky in love ~,-P (what did janet say? ...that's the way love goes...) lol
Still single (i know i know it's only been a couple months) but it's also my fault. I mean, i have some great people around me but I bet you that i'm not gonna find what i'm lookin for @ TOWN. I mean shit I love going there on my friday's...watchin Lena and her ladies put on there show and then gettin a lil smashed. It's fun as shit and you see some nice candy out there (OMG, Jess the bartender who works the bottom floor all the way to the right has got the hottest smile! He's so fuckin cute, buy ur drinks from him!)

damn it Christina! She's got me hooked on this song by will.i.am - get your money baby! When u work it work it ....lol! Aight enuf with this drama...back to guys! Don't i wish it was like that store "Build a bear"...here's how i'd build guy ;-) (someone should have this idea online so that I could add it to my myspace/facebook)
Pick the medium build latin/whitxican guy
Dress him up in an AE/AF outfit
Add earings (diamond *bLinG*)
Add Shades
Add Fossil watch
Add wrist band
Add seashell/oceanic necklace
(this is all shit i'm gonna bum off him! lol!)
So yeah add those kenneth cole kicks ;)
Hair...Gel it up

...aight thats perty cool for looks...interests:
Travel Nut
Social, Social, Social
Challenges my mind
Out of the box kind of thinker but NOT a conspiracist (hey sorry, keep those crazy thoughts to urself)
Can talk about real estate/investments/Wall St and challenge me to keep up with him.
Thinks about the little things (OMG, so this guy I worked with Dan is not gay but he is so fuckin thoughtful that if I could take his thoughtful from his head I would so plant it in so many people I meet. He has inspired me to do better in a dept I thought I was pretty good in. When we had to share rides to work, out of the fuckin blue Dan would show up with a triple grande skim latte and then we'd ride to work! OMG!! Do you guys have any idea how something so small can fuckin brighten dirty's day????? This guy rocks, but i digressed)

Being greedy...I'd add piano skills (i love hearin those keys)
and give him the LOST bug. I love that show! lol! What was up with that last episode?? Why does Kate have Aaron??? And why is Aaron callin her Mum???

Aight so there's my "Build-a-Guy"...That was Fun, and hey i'm no longer pissed off about that paycheck thing cuz I was thinkin bout how Dan made me smile by gettin me a latte out of the blue. I freakin miss that! Whoever dates/marries Dan will be fuckin lucky cuz that dood makes mad cash and has a heart of gold

Fri & Sat

So Friday was pretty fun! I linked up with a friend from korea...we'll call her Powers! She came ova, we got lost going from Arlington to Burke! And no people I did not have my GPS with me! We went to Spartans and got sum güt food! mmmm....gyros and then headed back to my place for a quick drink before headin to TOWN. Powers brought her dog over! I told her not to, so I wasn't happy bout that...I mean come on people, if u ask ur friends if you can bring your dog...it shouldn't be up for debate. She lives in Columbia, MD...had a good case (no pet sitter) so Pepper stayed for one night...I don't think she'll be comin back to my place without havin a pet sitter and leavin her cell/drama in the car :-P

Aside from that, we had tons of fuckin fun! We went to TOWN cuz YESSSS! Dirty loves to watch his drag shows...got the balls to ask Jess if wanted to grab some coffee or somethin (Jess is a bartender who buys me drinks...and Yes, haute smile!). He's got a B/F, o well! Still had fun drinkin, dancin...bumpin into people (Good TImeS! GoOd TimEs!)...Met my 1st trannie, Nicki and she was pretty cool...i never woulda known she was a tran had she not said anything! She bought me an christina drinks and then we headed home...watched sum TV, (still haven't seen the last lost episode) and then Sat came.

Afta Christina left, I met up with Christian and had a nice walk n talk...he seems pretty cool, he's very young so we'll def stay friends. I got ova Marlon since he hasn't like communicated in a week and for those of you who know DIRTY, * AheM *....He fuckin wiped tha dirt off his shoulders and moved on....CuZ tHas how i RolL! w00t w00t! lol! Life is güt, I need some gym motivation! Oh and headphones! ~ lataz

Day 3...like survivor!

So Yeah incase some of you didn't know I'm working at the Dept of State as an exchange administrator (workin on e-mail servers). So what's it like? Ummm, it's somewhat strict! I mean, ok...we only support e-mail servers and the applications that go under those servers (PERIOD). So I guess that's sorta cool, I jus hope I don't lose a lot of what I learned (AD / VERITAS).

Things I like:
*KICKASS HOURS* I work Sunday - Thursday from 3pm - 12am (can I get a fuck, yeah???)
* People are pretty chill...ummm, i'm the only gay one here and most of my colleagues are guys so yeh! lotta str8 talk, but wha eva...They'll adapt ;-D
* We got a TV in the office *w00t w00t*
* DoS has a gym downstairs (I need to join! I'm gonna try to apply on Monday)
* Boss buys happy hours drinks/meals on Th (free dinner on TH, minus the drinks cuz i work)
* 6 miles away from my FABULOUS condo ~:-D
* WEBSENSE FREE!! w00t w00t!!!

The 'NOT' so much things:
* SALARY *
* People I work with are a lil older
* NO DOCUMENTATION (surprised?)
* Nonchalent shift lead (we both can't be nonchalent! lol! work with me!!!)
* Work next to our servers so YEaAh! It gets a lil loud

I got my TS investigation started so HOPEFULLY once that clears I can command a higher salary or plop my resume with some of the recruiters I got....DC loves Sys Admins and Engineers and (Go Me!) I got what they want...I got what they need...Can i get anutha shot? This time ima make it HAUTE ~ Haha ~ ok, so I put like survivor because the people here walk on eggshells and if you support anything we don't use...D/L (like drivers) or jus give sumone a weird look ur ass is gettin voted off the island!

Ok, the weekend was perrrty cool! I hung out with my buddy christina, had sum greek (MMmmmmM Spartans - Burke, VA! GeT SuM!!!), went to TOWN to watch the drag shows, drank a lil..a lil more...a lot more...then a lil more! Had fun, gave besos to some hottie...then headed home to watch LOST but mah drunk ass fell asleep so i need to watch it again!Sat: Met up with the lil bolivian hottie (latin guys) ~:-P~...had sum lunch, did a small walk then headed home for sum much needed cleanin and relaxation! Got a hold of Sterling and made some dinner plans...Decided that i was perrty harsh and shallow (not one of my best flaws, but as needy as I can sometimes get I like havin the ability to let shit roll of my shoulders and move on), so we're buddies and he's gonna help me decorate (art work wise) the pad! Ahhhhh...I love my condo and how it's shapin up (pussycat moment) DON CHA WISH UR CONDO WAS HOT LIKE MINE, DON CHA WISH UR FURNITURE WAS TITE LIKE MINE....DON CHA?...DON CHA BABE, DON CHA?? (end moment)

So yup yup, at work right now...its 5pm which means woot woot! 7 hours left (minus one for lunch!), do I miss 12hour days....DIRTY says NO NO NO NO NOooooo, i'll neva say Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeeeeeeeeeh cuz I said No No No No Nooooo (brought 2 u by Destiny C) ~ later guys

*STAMP: DORK APPROVED* >-D