Back from LA

So ummmm...yeah I'm back from LA and it was Fabelhafte! I met up with my boi Marlon and shit! What a connection! He's fuckin haute and smart as hell! He's datin so yeah automatically my first thought was *DumP Tha PenDeJo*, but I was nice and said "Shit man! Good for you!" So Dirty got a room at Embassay Suites (*oooh aah*) and rented a Honda Accord (yeah, they talked me outta the Hyundai Accent for 8 bux a day) lol! So I met up with Marlon at Northridge and because CaLi was just rainin we went back to the suites and got wasted there....blah blah blah....Then we woke up!
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Wowsers! (Thas what he says) I had a PhUkiN awesome time! After tha I spent time with the family and was hopin for an encore but we were both perty tired and jus ended up sendin mushy text messages an what not....O, here's an interestin nugget! After I tried recruitin his punkass to Kuwait he tells me now if I go, he'll come with me and we'll rent a place ~:-O (SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND I SHIT YOU NOT!) so just ta test him out, I said '...hey u still wanna go to kuwait?' and he says he's ready! WTF! So here's the question...Now that I got a year lease, do I enjoy la vida a USA or go back with friends to Kuwait? I think this new job will present an awesome opportunity, but what was the main reason I came back for? To find sumone special...I gotta think hard bout this! Aight, I'm still on cloud nine and miss my rican papi! ~ lataz

a Fabulous Fuckin Day ~:-P

Ok wow...where to begin! Well when you're unemployeed you get to wake ur ass up when you like, so waking up grumpy very very rarely happens ~;-D (not braggin...much! HA!)...So the day which typically starts at 10 (Gracias Dios!) started off with turnin the electricity in the apt to my name. Sweet, one thing knocked out of the way! After that I get a phone call from Mar sayin lets do Tau Tau and that is like my all-time favorite chinese place *hint hint*, so we went and then headed to fair oaks so ol four eyes could get her new MaGoo lenses (J/P mar, u know i love u and u gotta help me decorate my APT) and then grabed sum StarBux....Mmmmmmm que sabroso! So after that I got a call from my new YOB and they sent me forms to up my clearance and asked me when I could start...i told them the 4th because I have furniture arriving on the 2nd and I can collect to more weeks of unemployment ;-D (thank u Colorado! w00t w00t!)

I'm gonna jump ahead one and then come back to my favorite part of the day. So this evening I went to sign the lease to my condo and my landlord freakin rocks! She changed her flowery curtain to a regular curtain and left me towels to start me off and some cokes in the fridge! Do i not have a kickass landlord? HELL YES I DO!

So the fav part of the day is when my NCO from Gordon was chattin with me on gmail. He left the DC area for Cali, got a yob with Countrywide (NYSE:CFC) and then left that because...well do your homework on CFC and u'll know ;-)and is now with Raytheon....But he had some big news for me...so he's teasin me sayin are u ready and I'm like not good with surprises so i'm like COMe oN papI! hit me wit the big news...He started to date guys! * blink blink *....to wit I responded 'U FUCKER! I can't believe we never went out or anything!'...It was awesome, he is so fuckin fine, he has a business minded head, is determined and goes after his goals...and o did i mention HE'S HOT AS FUCK????? Just thought i'd fuckin point that out...So he's like Fuck man! I kept droppin u hints, didn't u ever pick up on it? And i was like DooD! U were married! I told u to get on myspace! u'd have known bout me a loooooong time back! O well, i wanna call him right now but gotta play it cool wit papi! We both wanna see each otha and OMG i ain't gonna lie! This M&M will melt in ur mouth an ur hands Ca--Coooo! That was the fuckin highlight of my day! he wants me and I want him! But he's in Cali and will try to make a Spring trip up here and I told him if I get a TDY to go to LA, know that I will be on that plane! Fuck, how much r planes to LAX right now??? hahaha...well I feel good lettin u all know bout this, but wish I had some gay friends to chat with besides at clubs. I mean, ok I talk to Cam on gmail, but don't have anyone else to share this with....DIRTY, get the fuck outta the house and start meetin people! YellA!! Aight, my day fuckin rocked and my heart is madly jumpin for mah boi Marlon! ~ Lataz

Recall: Marlo --> Ashley's

Ok ok so I was gonna get that furniture set but dirty was like....cha...u know what? Uh uh! So after going to several different furniture stores where the associates r on ur ass like a fuckin insecure puppy (...yeah im lookin at my DAWG right now! lol), I said u know fuckin what! if i like this set, then FUCK it...Spend the ca$h and enjoy it! So I did (w00t w00t!) and now the whole thing will be all together on the 2nd of Feb (groundhog's day!)...I'll go ahead and show u the B/R set and L/R set and then move on to my party room :-D

Bedroom Set plus two night stands and armoire
Livin Room set

Ok so we got this KICKASS dinin area that I've finally decided to turn into an EnTerTaiNmEnT Zo0ooNe! (*insert Lil John* YeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH) So here's what we got! (Im sooo fuckin excited!!)
65" HDTV DLP (My Media Center connects to it)
Bose Entertainment Center (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Wii with some kickass games (Bowling! Bowling!)
Bar with four stools (O fuck yea, i said it!!!)
Cool lookin Rug (y the hell not)
Ceiling fan (replace the chandelier)

It's gonna be freakin wicked! So ok the TV will probably be in the near future and here's what it's gonna look like:
looky looky

Alright...enuf bloggin! Congratulate me! w00t w00t!

It's Brittany bitch...

So yeeeeeeeeeey guess who got a condo??? lemme give u the scoop:
BLAH:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/apa/544426696.html
http://www.brittanycondos.com/index.html

I still have the truck from going cross country and will return it this Friday...also looking at getting this new BR set + an extra night stand & chest:
http://www.marlofurniture.com/marlo/package.php?view=product&cat=2&st=18&id=1409

& This LR set:
http://www.marlofurniture.com/marlo/package.php?view=product&cat=1&st=0&id=3673

I can't wait to set the place up and have a social or something...I'm debating on wha the F to do with the dining area....I got an eat in area next to the kitchen and have a 1BR apt, so yeah we're not gonna have a freakin DINiN room...I was thinkin bout turnin it into a theatre (ahh...love projectors) but could use some ideas...Guess I'll post a bulletin on myspace and see what I land!

w00t w00t! Dirty's got a new home!!!

Draggin tonight!

Aight so i'm wit my gurl Jen in San Antone and we heard from the gang back in Kuwait! That was freakin AWESOME! Will is back over there for a couple days, seein his dog and his gurl, DD! I miss her big time! So tonight we're headin out to Saints and Heat! We'll be out by 9 and have fun looking at the shows...After that I'm headin to Killeen pickin up my stuff and then driving back to VA! Not before stoppin by Bush's chicken and gettin my TEA! w00t w00t! Once I get back my fat ass is going back to the gym! It'd be nice to have some workout buddies to get me motivated n stuff, but oh well! I'm trying to get a membership near my work or where i'm bout to live

Hope the clubs r fun tonight and oH! I got my offer letter! Its waitin for me at home

Cheers,
Mikey

San Antone!

So yeah yesterday went to the airport, and tried gettin my AXE past security...Nope, they found it and because it was over 3.5 oz (4 oz) I had to either toss it and move on with life, or check the bag in and spray myself upon arrival....So lets start over! Check bag in, go through security and get on plane to San Antone! My princess Jen was waiting for me at the gate and it was an awesome reunion! So we're waitin on my bag....and we're waitin on my bag! THOSE FUCKERS!!!

So here I am, next day in the same clothes ~:-/....I swear this is not an excuse to go shopping but if they aren't here in one hour dirty is about to get some new clothes! I'm thinkin Kenneth Cole & FCUK! Hey don't judge! I had some nice shit in that bag! To include my camera :(

Moving on we had good times last night playing suites and fuzzy duck! We're gonna hit the bars or some GBLT club and let loose! I'll let u all know when im back in VA! Lataz

...it's silly, that's what it is!

So either it's my ADD or I just rather not be in peoples drama...Mah boi Sterl was trippin on this guy he'd gone out with Duey cuz apparently Dew was bein childish and spreadin rumors bout him and it had gone back to Sterl...yada yada yada so Dew tells Sterl that i've been chillin and hangin out with him. Ok, I haven't but who cares what he says if all he can say is lies...Guess Who cares? lol! So out of the blue i get a text from Dew sayin 'hey so when r we gonna meet up for tacos or burritos?'
I started chucklin thinkin if I hung out with Dew, Sterl wood be pissed n hurt so i didn't write him back. But on the otherhand I never heard Dew say anything bout me and this is TRUE about me:
If I didn't hear it from that person, then I do give them the benefit of the doubt
I mean you gotta be a fuckin pussy to talk shit about someone behind their back or be in 5th grade...so which one is it? lol!
Ive had people talk shit bout me in my shop (...is he gay? i don't like him...and so forth) and I still worked well with those people cuz I never heard them say it! Aight just thought i'd blog tha b4 loggin off ~ holla