Need a new ProTeiN shake, lilke STAT!

I'm over the muscle milk.....I'm done with it! My taste buds keep shoutin NEXXXXXXT at me. So I got like over 5lbs that I can't just throw up on CL for free, since the bags r open. What a waste, I'll offer them to my family and if not, toss'm and move on.

I want an ultra super delicious low in sugar strawberry shake. That is the flavor de jour! I like the taste of adding soy milk with it so will keep a gallon or costco size container of that at work.

Work isn't too bad....I'm a little bored and feel I fall short in convos sometimes because of all the big brains around here. So shut up, look pretty and get paid? Done. Done and Done!

I had a blast these past couple weeks with my sister coming over to visit. She's in TX now, holidays will be spent with my best friends and NYE and NYC. Yea imma do this crowd bit one time and get the damn 2012 glasses too! Should be hella fun! Hope I can enjoy some good champagne come 12am :)

Wonder if I can find some crazy gay group out there....I'd say they must have good champagne, but I'm actually shocked at the knowledge straight guys have on champagne compared to my gaymigos who luv adding mixers to the delicious; cooks, andre, korbel (top), barefoot, etc that we have amongst us.

*snob n a 1/2* I know, i know....Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus and a good new year all around

***CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!!***

Ok so yeah ummm get back from Hawaii, go to work and found out I went from a green status to red. Whhhhaaaaa....Thheeeeee....Fuuuuuuck??? The client can't move forward with the plan of action until the provider we are working with gives us the quote they promised while back.

So in the meantime I'm gonna hafta work on other projects and not touch anything for what...another year? I'm tired and tired and tired and tired and tired and TIRED of writing documentation.

I'm not tired of getting paid tho, so smile and STFU and collect ur check

~woo0000oo sAaaaaaah~

Another one bites the dust

So the fourth person here has put notice in to leave. Man! I've never seen people drop from a project like this! One PM and three AD guys...Somethings up!

I'm not leaving! I'll milk this cow till the tits are dry n empty!

So that's been the big topic of this week. I'm thinking also for this year that I need a new cert. The gov't is requiring people who want to be enterprise administrators to meet certain requirements (DoD 8570). I also need some hands experience with windows 2008.

Adios 150s?

I hope not! Well last week I was ecstatic about weighing in at 159!!! I was so proud to finally see the 150s after sooooo long! I kept up with my diet (minus one slice of pizza with co-workers), been exercise, lifting and so forth and decided to get a preview for Saturdays weight...158? 157 maybe?
160.7...hell lets say! 161!
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So I think maybe I messed up because I updated my weight on this app and probably should've left it at 167. Well either way I was a little disappointed to see that number. Also I think I need to call the VA office up on Monday and schedule another appointment to get new inserts. My legs are hurting a little (Quads a lot) and shins a little. Perhaps because I ran often in the 1012 the 1011 series aren't working as well for me. Well either way new inserts need to be ordered like STAT and I need to pickup the running pace. Did my 7.25 lake run in 65 minutes...WTF??? Where did my under 60minute run time go?? DAMN YOU HOODIE SEASON!

Ok so tomorrow I will track my weight...it saddens me that I will see my graph go up instead of down. Hopefully the body fat won't hurt me too much. How the hell does that stupid ass machine know I'm 12%??? I mean yea I can sorta *imagine* where it's at but dammit I got 26 days to get rid of what I'm afraid will now be 3%+ bodyfat! Ugh!

Ok...puttin the fat chick diva on hold, life is hectic in the career field. Been working my ass off Jeff! My ass off for these DLA clowns to only get told that my project is basically on hold until the army is done. FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK ME SIDEWAYS! R u fuckin for real? What the hell are you gonna pay me to do? And why I am I wasting the time of others if you're not gonna give Daddy what he wants? So before I bend over, no lube and take it I will talk with my lead and schedule a meeting with the govt PM.

Ooooh we're sooooo gonna dish! LOL! And if the answer is, Mike shut the fuck up and get paid, then I'll do it dammit. I will cancel all my meetings, collect a check and keep the house paid, okrrrr! I left a little early after hearing said news because I was quite perturbed by said information. I will also need to get with my employers and give them the WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot eye and see if they got something I can do ta keep my exchange skittles up to snuff...Write now I'm a rock st*r in the Desktop Publishing area! That God those positions bank, right? What's that you say? Theeeey don't? Interesting...I guess that's why I wanna be an exchange architect then, huh?

So yeah lil drama at work, but my hours rock and lately my attire at work has been tres casual! So sooo nice! yay! Ok, well it's Friday and tonight I'm breaking the no alcohol rule and paying the bois a visit. Hopefully drama free but whatever goes down "Fuck it, I'm 30! I ain't got time for that BS"

TTFN

A clean getaway

I'm a pretty giving person. I like to help others out and give and like the feeling of generosity. That being said I HATE IT when people take from me. It's a huge pet peeve...and it can be over the smallest thing too! Sooo yess! That's what the pic is about. I got a guy at work who comes over to my desk and touches things of mine (and no u dirty birdies, get your mind out of the gutter). He'll grab my coke zeros, water, muscle milk (*giggity*), pretzels,...etc! And it bothers me, but I try to sweep it under the rug and have him focus on why he's in my area.

So today I had ta sneeze, grabbed a kleenex...where is my hand sanitizer??? It's always on my desk, maybe I put it away in my cabinet. Noooo...hmmmmm. So on his desk I see it there. My eyes popped! OOoooooh helllz nah!!!!

So I grabbed it and put it back on my desk. When he came in I said, "Hey if you need to use the hand sanitizer take a squeeze but leave it at my desk". He said he thought he brought one from home, but that he didn't take mine.
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I couldn't follow up with anything after that! The only thought going through my head was OJ saying "I did not kill my wife, the knife did".

So now I gotta lock my stuff up at night. What foul rubbish! These muthafuckers are six figga niggaz! Go buy ur own shit and leave my station alone! Unless it's work related *ahem* KISS MY ASS n STAY AWAY.

Ok...I'm done venting...we all have these people in life. I'm almost tempted to bring some type of water mixed with a clear ex-lax. I'll know which bottles to stay away from, but God forbid I have a bad day and don't then the shits on me (no pun intended). The wheels are definitely spinning in my head though but it's almost like cutting people off that drive slow in the fast lane with the mentality "That'll teach'em"....These dumb fucks still get on the road and do the same shit everyday. Now this doesn't pertain to the people who drive like maniacs in the fast lane. Clearly you potential state troopers/Nascar drivers know what you're doing and as long as you don't crash and have people rubbernecking, do your thing!

Ok, I've digressed. Back to the jerk who "doesn't" steal...if anyone knows voodoo and wouldn't mind sending me a how-to guide with a doll and several pins (if push-pins aren't acceptable) I'd like to focus on this guys hands. I'm just going with the arabic practice of let the punishment fit the crime. I won't cut it...I just wanna jab it a few times. HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

Be easy....

Hey everyone, Happy 4th of July! I had a blast with my sister watching the fireworks last night at this country club called belle haven. Rich snobs there, no sugar daddies lookin tho (tee hee). Our fireworks started before National Harbor's and lasted well afterwards (Booyah! LOL! Yeah I'm bringin that word back).

I'm gonna stay in tonight and watch Team America: World Police (America....Fuck Yeah!). I got a new gym membership yesterday at XSport Fitness so if i c u gym bunnies or u c me there, feel free to tap my shoulder, spot or say wasssup.

Cool cool...aight everyone be easy...this is my last blog entry. I'm drawing more and more away from reality which isn't cool. Ive been layin low on facebook (better than before). My J-O-B (not my career) sucks, but there is a person in there who works with contracts and bidding. So I registered my SSN to MS Enterprise (Nice...nice, right?) and I'm gonna learn what it takes to bid on these contracts. I'll have to keep everything local for now or stay find a night gig so that I am available during daytime hours. A night gig would pay for a business pad and expenses. Well I'll hafta stay at this current evil job to learn what this guy knows and hopefully he can help me grow myself and if I can return the favor for him I def will. Alright guys. Be safe, live, love and enjoy and remember:

Good Family
Good Friends
Good Times

..I'm out!

Basement Magic

Well this was a very short weekend. Get this...I actually gotta go to the Pentagon tomorrow for updates. Now....I don't have a user account, so I guess I'm going for the experience with the old crew. 7 a...fuckin m! On a Sunday. *WORK IT BITCH*

So I decided to stay home this evening and enjoy my basement. My basement is soooo fuckin tight! It's unbelievable! It is the perfect hideaway place with a HUGE screen to watch movies. Awesome artwork and a beautiful patio set. I def don't mind enjoying action movies on my own (HAHA Bitches! Got star trek. Not the best version as the screen isn't all the way there, but it's got my attention! w00t w00t!). Finished the laundry like a good boy and am off to bed to re-live another week. I'm def not gonna be at work one of these days. And I'm on from 8am - 3pm until the 12th and I'm hopin that I get Friday off like scheduled (but I may not since I'm only working till 3pm). We'll see...time will be a lil more lax after the 12th. Time for bed. ~c!a0

well i guess this is growing up....

****WARNING! THIS MESSAGE IS MOSTLY GEEK TALK....THANK-YOU****

Aight...with that said, yesterday we had a server in Asis who's SMTP traffic was horrendous! This sit has four servers. Let's call them ASIA01, 02, 03 and 04. ASIA01 & 02 are both in the same location where as 03/04 are in different areas. Ok so ASIA01 is acting as the local bridgehead server sending local messages to itself, 02/3/4. 01 is experiencing heavy SMTP traffic...you log on to the server, terminate the SMTP session, re-start SMTP services and nothing! You ping the bridgehead that your RG connects you too and see a sllllloooooow ping along with missing hops. You log on to ASIA02 and ping without ANY latency! So you suggest setting the RG to connect to ASIA02 and get shunned down, so you shut ur mouth and just move mailboxes.

The next day someone has an appifany, swaps the RG to ASIA02 and then sends a huge e-mail about it. OMG! So I had to blog about that because credit was not given where it was deserved but being the professional that I am, I said "Hey, good job" in lieu of "Hey, suck my cock"

;-) go me! lol

Nonsense @ work

Ok so get this...my "job" starts at 330pm. The people that work the AM shift end their day at 4pm....Ok so that leaves us 30mins for a change over...Ok 30minutes...really! If you don't think that is a bit too long stare at a clock right now for 30mins, because thats basically what i'm doing since we got not terminals to sit at until these guys leave.

Annnnnnnnn-e-waaaays I'm sitting and texting on my phone till we get an open terminal. My station opens up and then its business as usual. So my supervisor gets called outside and comes back in. He then says he's gotta talk to me, so I'm like "yeah, what's up?" He told me that the office manager here thought I looked like I've been here for a couple years (basically getting to comfortable). And he stuck up for me and said, well he's getting the work done in a timely manner so what's the problem? The problem is perception...I don't put off a busy/stressed face. So guess what, now when I come in...I gotta look busy....without a fuckin terminal! Oh by the way, I work on servers so w/o a workstation ummm....what the FUCK do you want me to do? I can't read a book, because that's not "good" busy...I can't just sit and cross my arms because uuup! we got an attitude problem. So what did Mike do today....? I rolled my ass into work at 4pm! LoL! Fuck yes I did! lol! I shouldn't have but my "IDONTGIVEASHIT" factor was sky high and although stocks are at an all time low I still don't fuckin care about the money...Life is not that rough and the salary is not that high to where it would be hard for me to get my shit n leave, ok! lol! Aight enuf bloggin bout that ~ DirTy

Work Update

Well ummm...i think i'm doing about the same amount of work from when I left ITT. I took control of the remote control during 7-8pm (Gotta watch tha Wheel-o-Fort / Jeopardy!). I like my hours and enjoy the drive to work and being 'flexible', but im not enthralled to be here. I just need these paychecks going and once my TS goes through I'm gonna find something that makes me happy. So career wise I took a dip (more so in salary), love life...ummm hello! i've been documenting that! lol! It'll be cool!

I got my apt lookin nicer...heard that Bed-Baf-N Beyooo00nd was havin an art sale so i'm gonna try n get in on that! I'm a lil sleepy right now, but i'll write more later ~ peace

...it's silly, that's what it is!

So either it's my ADD or I just rather not be in peoples drama...Mah boi Sterl was trippin on this guy he'd gone out with Duey cuz apparently Dew was bein childish and spreadin rumors bout him and it had gone back to Sterl...yada yada yada so Dew tells Sterl that i've been chillin and hangin out with him. Ok, I haven't but who cares what he says if all he can say is lies...Guess Who cares? lol! So out of the blue i get a text from Dew sayin 'hey so when r we gonna meet up for tacos or burritos?'
I started chucklin thinkin if I hung out with Dew, Sterl wood be pissed n hurt so i didn't write him back. But on the otherhand I never heard Dew say anything bout me and this is TRUE about me:
If I didn't hear it from that person, then I do give them the benefit of the doubt
I mean you gotta be a fuckin pussy to talk shit about someone behind their back or be in 5th grade...so which one is it? lol!
Ive had people talk shit bout me in my shop (...is he gay? i don't like him...and so forth) and I still worked well with those people cuz I never heard them say it! Aight just thought i'd blog tha b4 loggin off ~ holla